michaxl:

*doesnt masturbate for one day* i am one with god

(Source: )

yungsevigny:

one of my fave pages in @polyesterzine

yungsevigny:

one of my fave pages in @polyesterzine

(via sexlovemarijuana)

(via sniffing)

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via barakuddles)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via fucking-cat)

kmartvevo:

"um… ur bra is showing"

When Mr. Krabs wore this.

(Source: dorrrito, via saangreal)

Yeah, I hate that kid too

me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

(Source: matthewsagan, via luciferhxrry)

(Source: tbotofficial, via voldesnorts)

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via humorstop)

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

(via the12thguyfromearth)

awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

(via the12thguyfromearth)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via the12thguyfromearth)

ugly:

itsmichaeldoan:

Miley just broke the laws of physics.

that was unexpected

ugly:

itsmichaeldoan:

Miley just broke the laws of physics.

that was unexpected

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via the12thguyfromearth)

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via gnarly)

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via orcabetty)